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    February 3, 2023
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Debbie Reed As a kid, our family... ... had a lot of pets. You know, the normal kind that other folks had... with one exception. My brother, at the age of 10 or so, bought a 4 foot long South American iguana named Penrod. He was pretty hefty, with spikes from the top of his head to the tip of that tail, and claws. We're talking dinosaur here, folks. He would climb on top of the TV because it was warm and he was cold blooded. We were always moving his tail from the center of the screen so we could see. Every night my brother wrapped him in a towel and stuck him under the covers with his head on the pillow. I found my mother gagging in the hallway one night. Evidently when she kissed my brother good night, he said, "Aren't you going to kiss Penrod, too?" Being the best mom in the world, she did. Trust me, I boogied double step to my room- no way was I getting kissed after a lizard! Broker Associate (970) 209-1396 Debbie ReedRealtor.com Phelps Real Estate Group, LLC 501 S Townsend Ave 970.209.1396 Montrose, CO 81401 Under Contract 500 +/- acres off of Hwy 50 N and Jay Jay Rd. 200+ shares of UVWUA irrigation water. 4 Menoken Water taps Farming, grazing, development potential located in OZ zone!! First time on market in decades! MLS 781126 and 781129 $2,340,500 PHELPS REAL ESTATE GROUP, LLC Debbie Reed As a kid , our family ... ... had a lot of pets . You know , the normal kind that other folks had ... with one exception . My brother , at the age of 10 or so , bought a 4 foot long South American iguana named Penrod . He was pretty hefty , with spikes from the top of his head to the tip of that tail , and claws . We're talking dinosaur here , folks . He would climb on top of the TV because it was warm and he was cold blooded . We were always moving his tail from the center of the screen so we could see . Every night my brother wrapped him in a towel and stuck him under the covers with his head on the pillow . I found my mother gagging in the hallway one night . Evidently when she kissed my brother good night , he said , " Aren't you going to kiss Penrod , too ? " Being the best mom in the world , she did . Trust me , I boogied double step to my room no way was I getting kissed after a lizard ! Broker Associate ( 970 ) 209-1396 Debbie ReedRealtor.com Phelps Real Estate Group , LLC 501 S Townsend Ave 970.209.1396 Montrose , CO 81401 Under Contract 500 +/- acres off of Hwy 50 N and Jay Jay Rd . 200+ shares of UVWUA irrigation water . 4 Menoken Water taps Farming , grazing , development potential located in OZ zone !! First time on market in decades ! MLS 781126 and 781129 $ 2,340,500 PHELPS REAL ESTATE GROUP , LLC